This mask from Mexico, appropriately enough, is a dead ringer for the blowhard governor of New Jersey.

Waiting to go on the CrazyMouse.

It’s Greek to Me. Ridgewood, N.J.

Ridgewood, New Jersey

Thrift store window, Montclair, New Jersey

Big Rooster, Montclair, New Jersey

Property of New Jersey. Figures. That’s Manhattan off in the distance.

Hey New Jersey Nets: Nice Captcha!

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New Jersey - Albumen from Sidewalks Melt

“New Jersey,” by Albumen, from the album “Sidewalks Melt.”

Probably could’ve done a better job singing.